Wednesday, July 27, 2005

So that was comedy...

When you're a gigantic, world swallowing, opposition crushing souled megacorporation, whose very existance is predicated upon the theory that any person, anywhere, should be able to pick up a 100-year-old device known as a 'telephone', dial an easy-to-remember number, and be rewarded with hot, fresh foodstuffs delivered to their door, it would make sense then, that one would keep the phone system in as perfect a working order as one could; and because nothing is perfect, one would have several levels of contingency plans in place, should the unthinkable happen.

Or, if you're Pizza Hut, you pretty much throw your hands up in the air and go 'Eh, whatre you gonna do?'

I won't complain much though...getting paid for two hours of reading Harry Potter beats a stick in the teeth any day.

Giant Robots. With contingency plans, AND a secure bundle.

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