Friday, June 24, 2005

Brains....delicious brains...

So what happens to people when they pick up a phone, or use the internet, or do anything that doesn't require face-to-face interaction? What causes their brains to turn off?

I'm not talking about the usual loss of any sense of self-restraint or sense of personal decency towards your fellow human that seems to be a given on the internet, or with some particular phone customers...but rather that little bit of common sense that should kick in...perhaps when ordering a pizza?

When you have a coupon for a large, two-topping pizza, you will get just that. A large, TWO-TOPPING pizza. Now, it may come as a shock to many out there, but Supreme is NOT a topping. Meat-Lovers, is NOT a topping. Veggie, is NOT a topping. Why on earth would you think that it is? Oh, thats right. You don't think when you order pizza.

Giant Robots: Now getting time and a half for no good reason! And whose days off are Mondays and Wednesdays again.

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