Enough with the damned Canadian flags on our stuff already. NOONE cares we're Canadian. Seriously. Every actually TALKED to those people your grandparents actually went over and did something for aside from enjoy their loose women? They think you're a big weenie. Truly. You're actually WORSE than the Americans with Canadian flags on their backpacks. At least the Americans are saying, "Hey, our country sucks, so, uh, we'll pretend." You're saying, "Hey, worship ME cause my country doesn't suck!" Guess what. Canada doesn't suck, but you do.
Take it off. TALK to people. When they ask what part of America you're from, just give them a polite smile and say, "Oh, actually, I'm from [Insert Municipal Area], [Insert Provice], Canada." Now THEY're the dink. See how that works? Much better than walking around with a big old "HI! My Nationality Is CANADA!!!!!" tag emblozoned onto your MEC backpack. God forbid you should experience other cultures beyond what your doctor finds in a petri dish after a night in Prague.
Giant Robots don't wear Japanese flags on our rocket packs. Because we'd look like dweebs. Be like a Giant Robot. Take your flag off.
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